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UN CUTE!
Oh my god. This sea pig just sent me into a terrifying spiral of fear, deep into the damning recesses of my darkest nightmares.
Doorbell Design Concept of the Day: World-class inspirationist Dominic Wilcox imagines the doorbell of the future, which comes complete with a built-in home visitor statistics display.
One commenter at the source gets it just right: “Yes there will be blogs about how to improve your home stats through home decor improvements. And even how to hack the doorbell to bump up the numbers.”
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Two Gentlemen Bump Into One Another.
- Mario: Ow!
- Goomba: Ouch!
- Mario: Sorry about that, I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
- Goomba: Actually, I kind of did that on purpose.
- Mario: Really?
- Goomba: Oh, yeah. It was meant to kill you. I'm kind of surprised you're not dead right now, actually.
- Mario: Kill me? Just by bumping into me?
- Goomba: It's worked before.
- Mario: I'm not entirely sure how. I mean, are you poisonous or anything?
- Goomba: I don't think so. Do I look poisonous?
- Mario: I think a poisonous animal is usually yellow and black, or red. And you're just kind of-
- Goomba: -brown, yeah. Well. Like I said, I'm really meant to kill you.
- Mario: Oh. Well, do you want to try bumping into me again?
- Goomba: Seems kind of pointless given that it didn't work the first time. Maybe I could stab you?
- Mario: Do you have a knife?
- Goomba: To be honest, I don't even have *hands*.
- Mario: Wow. You are *not* cut out for this job.
- Goomba: Tell me about it. No attack power, no speed, no wings, and my head is really squishy, too.
- Mario: Oh, it is?
Step Brothers Outtakes
Bloopers and outtakes from the movie “Step Brothers” — starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly.
My Favorite Part: Around the 0:50 mark, when Will Ferrell is explaining the wolf lamp to John C. Reilly.

