Useless Etiquette

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everythinginthesky:

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everythinginthesky:

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amilniazi:

UN CUTE!
Oh my god. This sea pig just sent me into a terrifying spiral of fear, deep into the damning recesses of my darkest nightmares.

UN CUTE!

Oh my god. This sea pig just sent me into a terrifying spiral of fear, deep into the damning recesses of my darkest nightmares.

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theduty:

jesus christ.

jesus christ.

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thedailywhat:

Mike Luckovich.

Mike Luckovich.

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luckyshirt:

Poor mustard seems to think it’s going well.
(via suicideblonde)

Poor mustard seems to think it’s going well.

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thedailywhat:

Doorbell Design Concept of the Day: World-class inspirationist Dominic Wilcox imagines the doorbell of the future, which comes complete with a built-in home visitor statistics display.
One commenter at the source gets it just right: “Yes there will be blogs about how to improve your home stats through home decor improvements. And even how to hack the doorbell to bump up the numbers.”
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Doorbell Design Concept of the Day: World-class inspirationist Dominic Wilcox imagines the doorbell of the future, which comes complete with a built-in home visitor statistics display.

One commenter at the source gets it just right: “Yes there will be blogs about how to improve your home stats through home decor improvements. And even how to hack the doorbell to bump up the numbers.”

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halfbakedidea:

popozao:jackbarakat

popozao:jackbarakat

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Two Gentlemen Bump Into One Another.

Mario: Ow!
Goomba: Ouch!
Mario: Sorry about that, I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.
Goomba: Actually, I kind of did that on purpose.
Mario: Really?
Goomba: Oh, yeah. It was meant to kill you. I'm kind of surprised you're not dead right now, actually.
Mario: Kill me? Just by bumping into me?
Goomba: It's worked before.
Mario: I'm not entirely sure how. I mean, are you poisonous or anything?
Goomba: I don't think so. Do I look poisonous?
Mario: I think a poisonous animal is usually yellow and black, or red. And you're just kind of-
Goomba: -brown, yeah. Well. Like I said, I'm really meant to kill you.
Mario: Oh. Well, do you want to try bumping into me again?
Goomba: Seems kind of pointless given that it didn't work the first time. Maybe I could stab you?
Mario: Do you have a knife?
Goomba: To be honest, I don't even have *hands*.
Mario: Wow. You are *not* cut out for this job.
Goomba: Tell me about it. No attack power, no speed, no wings, and my head is really squishy, too.
Mario: Oh, it is?

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theduty:
…racial profiling is getting RIDICULOUS.

…racial profiling is getting RIDICULOUS.

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kapi:

Want.

Want.

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feaverish:
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theduty:
ME TOO!

ME TOO!

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Step Brothers Outtakes

Bloopers and outtakes from the movie “Step Brothers” — starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly.

My Favorite Part: Around the 0:50 mark, when Will Ferrell is explaining the wolf lamp to John C. Reilly.

Buy Step Brothers on DVD

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thedailywhat:

Scott Hampson: “Pacman”
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Scott Hampson: “Pacman”

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theduty:

yeah.
so suck it.

yeah.

so suck it.

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