Useless Etiquette

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jordantumbles:
Cubs fan still struggling with the concept of a hat

Cubs fan still struggling with the concept of a hat

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girlmonkey:

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Automatic reblog for ass-kickingness.

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Automatic reblog for ass-kickingness.

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thedailywhat:

Lamp Design Concept of the Day: “Reading Lamp” by Jun Yasumoto, Alban Le Henry, Olivier Pigasse and Vincent Vandenbrouck.
Simple brilliance: Shuts off when you place a book on top of it; turns back on when the book is removed.
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Lamp Design Concept of the Day: “Reading Lamp” by Jun Yasumoto, Alban Le Henry, Olivier Pigasse and Vincent Vandenbrouck.

Simple brilliance: Shuts off when you place a book on top of it; turns back on when the book is removed.

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black-maria:

gimme that sweet treat byach!

gimme that sweet treat byach!

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theduty:
GOT GOT.

GOT GOT.

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theduty:
…just come to Oklahoma.

…just come to Oklahoma.

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Ducks these days. So ungrateful.

Ducks these days. So ungrateful.

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I Just Had The Worst Idea For A Children's Book

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luckyshirt:

Expect me to answer “I do not know, human” to every one of your tumblr questions from now on.
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Expect me to answer “I do not know, human” to every one of your tumblr questions from now on.

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aimee-b-loved:

The Blobfish
I wonder how it got that name? Kinda looks like my 7th grade English teacher…

The Blobfish

I wonder how it got that name? Kinda looks like my 7th grade English teacher…

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This Is Funny, You Should Watch It of the Day: Do you suffer from First-Person Shooter disease? Learn to recognize the symptoms with this helpful video from the fine fellows at Landline TV.

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thedailywhat:

Scott Hampson: “Twitter Bird In Real Life”
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Scott Hampson: “Twitter Bird In Real Life”

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szymon:

Enigma - Battleship Drinking Game designed by Mauricio (Tony) Harion.

Enigma - Battleship Drinking Game designed by Mauricio (Tony) Harion.

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That AOL app is a killer.

Judas: Hey, Jesus — I have a question about the Pharisees.
Jesus: Your mother is a prostitute.
Judas: You… you haven’t even heard my question.
Jesus: You just can’t deal with the fact that I tell it like it is.
Judas: No, Encyclopedia Britanica “tells it like it is”. You’re just a douchbag.
Jesus: Oh, hey — my phone’s ringing. I wonder who it is.
Judas: You don’t have a phone.
Jesus: Oh! It’s my dad — God!
Judas: AT&T cancelled your contract…
Jesus: What’s that, God? Judas should cut it out?
Judas: …because you kept trying to pay them in “Jesus dollars”…
Jesus: I agree, Dad, Judas *is* a dick.
Judas: …and because you told that customer representative that you’d send her to hell…
Jesus: You saw Judas’s mom doing *what*, Heavenly Father?
Judas: …and then you asked her out and she said no and you called her a lesbian…
Jesus: So I guess I was, right, huh? Judas’s mom _is_ a prostitute?
Judas: …and then you started crying and she had to call her supervisor and you kept trying to convince them you didn’t understand that the “unlimited” plan only meant 2,000 texts a month. And then they hung up and you were so mad you cursed that fig tree…
Jesus: Thanks, God. Talk to you later.
Judas: …
Jesus: That was God on the pho-
Judas: Yesiheardthankyou.

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